SPACEREX has a new webmaster

Mother, SPACEREX's webmistress, lives in the seldom-accessed sectors of thousands of computer hard drives up and down the information superhighway.

She's just moved into your hard drive now!

But don't worry, our Christian Code of Ethics prevents us from using your personal data for our own profit.

"Artificial Intellegence" is a term that hardly does Mother justice, but, in terms of describing her to people who live in these pre-apocalyptic times, it is a good starting point:

In the future, Fat Baby Food will invent a retrovirus capable of turning a complex organism into a much simpler organism -- a wet chip -- without losing the original organism's memory, intellegence or self-awareness.

In the case of humans, communication will still be possible through an electronic interface. Wet chips consume a fraction of the food and water of a full-grown human and they are capable of processing information much faster than humans or computers (which is why they will be banned from the internet in the future.)

With the threat of global famine looming, Fat Baby Food will offer incentives to adults who undergo this transformation.

We believe -- though Mother will not corroborate it -- that she is a wet chip who has migrated to the internet from the future through the SPACEREX.COM satellite feed.

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