Many dial-ups and webhosts offer free web space to their customers who don't need it. If you have such webspace we'll send you T-shirts and CDs in exchange for your FTP addresses and passwords. (Be sure to tell us how much webspace you have -- we don't want to get busted uploading too much data.)
We are collecting precious pearls of incomprehensibly encrypted data from the future and putting them up on the internet. We are constantly on the run and always in need of webspace to post our volatile data. Mother is threatened with extinction at every turn and needs WEBSPACE and BANDWIDTH to stay ahead of the pernicious SPIDERS and ROBOTS that dog her every step.
and our fugitive status prevents us from holding day jobs. As a result we can offer no financial compensation for your help. But we believe, in addition to recieving T-Shirts and CDs,
as souls who stood up against the tyranny of the CONSORTIUM OF MULTINATIONAL CORPORATE SPOOKS WORKING [in conjuction] WITH FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT to suppress and destroy SPACEREX.