reestablishing public access to the future since 1992 (Earth standard time)
Final Climax Device
Full disclosure: This looks like a nuclear device.
It has a countdown clock and everything. But we’d be pretty stupid to advertise a nuclear device on our website, right? “Knock knock. Who’s there? Federal Agents. Federal Agents Who?” Yeah, we’re not going to go through that again.
So right here, where everybody is looking and listening, I’m just going to say…This fell off a prop truck somewhere in Hollywood. We heard it was originally made for the movie “Asteroid.” Spatz Curtis knew a woman who knew a woman who knew a teamster in LA who was driving a prop truck for the movie Galaxy Quest a few years later. They had used this prop in the deep background of their set, not wanting too much of that ass-steroid stink on their painstakingly accurate portrayal of galactic events.
When the set dressers tried to return this prop, the prop house they rented it from said they didn’t want it back (that’s the story anyway). The driver took it home just for a laugh, but his wife wouldn’t have it in the house. He gave it to woman who gave it to a woman who knew that Spatz was interested in sci fi. (Actually, he just wanted to find the producers of spacerex.com so he could sell them the domain name which he was cyber squatting on.) She called Spatz and Spatz came and got it. The rest is history.
We use it as a power source for our Gestalt Collector® (patent pending, all rights reserved) which is explained elsewhere and used during live performances, which need enormous amounts of energy to activate a flux compression generator which puts me in contact with the post-apocalytes.
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Will Dailyrest, an independent filmmaker from Philadelphia, saw a quicktime movie webcast at SPACEREX.COM featuring some of his own artwork. But Will thought that the film had never been finished -- because it hadn't. Not in Will's lifetime. This bizarre discovery led Will to the desert compound of Spatz Curtis, the president and founder of SPACEREX.COM.
What they discovered was the last survivors of The Apocalypse, including the "Post-Apocalytes” Rex Flynder, and his clone, Spacerex Flynder and their Mother, who are (or will be) orbiting a dead earth on a piece of space wreckage. The film Dailyrest worked on and saw here, The Benefactor, was used as filler between the regular distress calls the Post-Apocalytes are (or will be) broadcasting and was (or will be) answered by Will and Spatz -- many years in the past.
But shortly after Will connected with the Post-Apocalytes (who had broadcast the film Will had yet to finish, from the future), the FBI, working [in conjuction] with A Consortium Of Multinational Corporate Spooks, showed up looking for Spatz. Suddenly Spatz, the satellite dish and all but a few VHS tapes of the Spacerex.com transmissions vanished under suspicious circumstances.
As if this wasn't enough, Will's long-time collaborator, Bryan Root, proposed that Will was a fictional character he invented back in art school. Will, outraged at the suppression of Spatz's compelling story, and struggling to avoid the fate of all of Bryan's other fictions (death by projection into infinite possibility), has gone rogue. He is leading a small cadre of hackers, musicians, scientists and truckers on a quest to spread the Spacerex Gospel through live musical performances and this website.
Recent connections have uncovered a staggering truth: Rex is Will Dailyrest’s grandson! And so too, genetically speaking, is Spacerex, the brain-damaged clone. And M.O.H.M. is their mother—which means... M.O.H.M is Will’s Daughter! That’s right! His own child—grown to adulthood and then shrunken into a coconut-sized miniature human who has lived far beyond any contemporary human lifespan and become a proteus-like intellect. So Spacerex is a family affair for Will. With the help of Spatz Curtis and John Reed he created an instance of M.O.H.M.’s future personality right here in our timeline, sentient and living in the cloud. She is a guiding light in our quest for a better future.
Now, using the data from her past/our future, fed through algorithms and beamed directly into Will’s cerebrum with spooky action at a distance, she has connected Rex (and occasionally Spacerex) to their grandfather and done much to offset Bryan's misguided efforts to convince us the whole thing is made up. Will is planning to make a movie and record an album while evading capture by mental health officials and the spiders and robots of The Future White-Collar Crime Syndicate, intent on writing him out of history through their own satellite feed. View all posts by will dailyrest
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