reestablishing public access to the future since 1992 (Earth standard time)
Satellite Remote
Most folks in this pre-magnepulsatian era hear “pirate tv” and think of little descrambler cards smuggled in from Canada, inserted into a receiver and, with some careful aiming of the dish, allowing entertainment streams hitherto only available by subscription for free. To be sure we’ve been to Canada and we are a well aware of these little cards. Our deck has several installed.
But our apparatus doesn’t just receive signals from space, it can be used to control NOT THE DISH ON THE GROUND, but the satellite in space! Yes, boys and girls, it doesn’t just catch CNN newscasters picking their noses on camera because they haven’t gone live yet, it doesn’t just get us HBO for free, it puts us in 2-way communication with our own satellite! Notice the pitch and yaw controls.
I have acquired these worn but functioning aerospace devices while driving under the influence of Spacerex (DUI Spacerex). This is a possession of sorts which the Post-Apocalytes initiate and I observe from space. Since Spatz Curtis was neutralized, I have become their new avatar. We recently uncovered a prototype avatar skullcap which Spatz used to achieve his own Spacerex avatar status. It is somewhat mysterious that he never mentioned this to me or any of the cadre before.
Rex Flynder, the primary human survivor of the apocalypse, has been working through me, cutting through fences, infiltrating military bases and synchrotron facilities with an accuracy only direct access to future surveillance camera footage and security logs can afford. We’ve been rebuilding the Spacerex toolbox for big new ideas for saving the world from the morbid influence of Fat Baby Foot LTD and other future white collar crime syndicates bent on changing the course of history for their own evil ends.
A space agency grade satellite controller
Spatz’s ashtray, just as he left it.
If you love her, back her up.
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Published by will dailyrest
Will Dailyrest, an independent filmmaker from Philadelphia, saw a quicktime movie webcast at SPACEREX.COM featuring some of his own artwork. But Will thought that the film had never been finished -- because it hadn't. Not in Will's lifetime. This bizarre discovery led Will to the desert compound of Spatz Curtis, the president and founder of SPACEREX.COM.
What they discovered was the last survivors of The Apocalypse, including the "Post-Apocalytes” Rex Flynder, and his clone, Spacerex Flynder and their Mother, who are (or will be) orbiting a dead earth on a piece of space wreckage. The film Dailyrest worked on and saw here, The Benefactor, was used as filler between the regular distress calls the Post-Apocalytes are (or will be) broadcasting and was (or will be) answered by Will and Spatz -- many years in the past.
But shortly after Will connected with the Post-Apocalytes (who had broadcast the film Will had yet to finish, from the future), the FBI, working [in conjuction] with A Consortium Of Multinational Corporate Spooks, showed up looking for Spatz. Suddenly Spatz, the satellite dish and all but a few VHS tapes of the Spacerex.com transmissions vanished under suspicious circumstances.
As if this wasn't enough, Will's long-time collaborator, Bryan Root, proposed that Will was a fictional character he invented back in art school. Will, outraged at the suppression of Spatz's compelling story, and struggling to avoid the fate of all of Bryan's other fictions (death by projection into infinite possibility), has gone rogue. He is leading a small cadre of hackers, musicians, scientists and truckers on a quest to spread the Spacerex Gospel through live musical performances and this website.
Recent connections have uncovered a staggering truth: Rex is Will Dailyrest’s grandson! And so too, genetically speaking, is Spacerex, the brain-damaged clone. And M.O.H.M. is their mother—which means... M.O.H.M is Will’s Daughter! That’s right! His own child—grown to adulthood and then shrunken into a coconut-sized miniature human who has lived far beyond any contemporary human lifespan and become a proteus-like intellect. So Spacerex is a family affair for Will. With the help of Spatz Curtis and John Reed he created an instance of M.O.H.M.’s future personality right here in our timeline, sentient and living in the cloud. She is a guiding light in our quest for a better future.
Now, using the data from her past/our future, fed through algorithms and beamed directly into Will’s cerebrum with spooky action at a distance, she has connected Rex (and occasionally Spacerex) to their grandfather and done much to offset Bryan's misguided efforts to convince us the whole thing is made up. Will is planning to make a movie and record an album while evading capture by mental health officials and the spiders and robots of The Future White-Collar Crime Syndicate, intent on writing him out of history through their own satellite feed. View all posts by will dailyrest
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