Spacerex has a new web mistress

M.O.H.M. (A.K.A. Mother), SPACEREX’s webmistress, lives in the seldom-accessed sectors of thousands of computer hard drives up and down the information superhighway.

She’s just moved into your hard drive now!

But don’t worry, our Christian Code of Ethics prevents us from using your personal data for our own profit.

“Artificial Intellegence” is a term that hardly does M.O.H.M. justice, but, in terms of describing her to people who live in these pre-apocalyptic times, it is a good starting point:

In the future, Fat Baby Food will invent a retrovirus capable of turning a complex organism into a much simpler organism, a Mutated Organic Human Memory or “wet chip” without losing the original organism’s memory, intellegence or self-awareness.

Spacerex.com 3D creatures — Possible example of a wet chip found in Spatz Curtis’ yard after contact with future.

In the case of humans, communication will still be possible through an electronic interface. Wet chips consume a fraction of the food and water of a full-grown human and they are capable of processing information much faster than humans or computers (which is why they will be banned from the internet in the future.)

With the threat of global famine looming, Fat Baby Food will offer incentives to adults who undergo this transformation.

We believe — though M.O.H.M. will not corroborate it — that she is a wet chip who has migrated to the internet from the future through the SPACEREX.COM satellite feed. The alien tissue that Spatz Curtis’ cat, Fluffy, found in his yard could well have been what was left after M.O.H.M. migrated back to the silicon and precious metals standard of today’s internet.

With all the major players in this incredible story vanishing without a trace, SPACEREX needed a miracle to stay online.

M.O.H.M. is SPACEREX’s miracle manifested.

M.O.H.M. can hack into any server, upload our material and back out again without leaving our scent for FBF and the CMCS to track. Her knowledge of the internet is uncanny. Which is not to say she is infallible or impervious to the constant assault of the internet robots and spiders that are programmed to destroy her.

While M.O.H.M. is immune to physical capture in the usual sense, she is very vulnerable to computer viruses and can be isolated into a machine and taken offline.

She has expressed other vulnerabilities as well — in emotional and sometimes-irrational reactivity that is irrefutably human in it’s complexity and scope. She is reluctant to discuss her connection to the SPACEREX.COM transmissions, because [she claims] she tends to overheat her host computers when called upon to recollect the events leading up to the annihilation of the human race.

While the human component of SPACEREX is hunted night and day by agents of the ubiquitous CONSORTIUM OF MULTINATIONAL CORPORATE SPOOKS WORKING [in conjunction] WITH FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT,

M.O.H.M. is hunted by cybernetic beings (spiders and robots) PROGRAMMED TO SEEK OUT AND DESTROY HER wherever she is found.

As a result, even with our cadre of dedicated hackers, occasionally you will experience a lapse in service as we are forced into hiding by those who only exist to delete our material from the web.

Your fallow webspace could become a haven for our data

We are collecting precious pearls of incomprehensibly encrypted data from the future and putting them up on the internet. We are constantly on the run and always in need of webspace to post our volatile data.M.O.H.M. is threatened with extinction at every turn and needs WEBSPACE and BANDWIDTH to stay ahead of the pernicious SPIDERS and ROBOTS that dog her every step.

Our Christian ethics prevent us from using our hacking skills for financial gain

and our fugitive status prevents us from holding day jobs. As a result we can offer no financial compensation for your help. But we believe, in addition to recieving T-Shirts and CDs,

you will be rewarded in the afterlife and celebrated in history

as souls who stood up against the tyranny of the CONSORTIUM OF MULTINATIONAL CORPORATE SPOOKS WORKING [in conjuction] WITH FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT to suppress and destroy SPACEREX.

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Published by will dailyrest

Will Dailyrest, an independent filmmaker from Philadelphia, saw a quicktime movie webcast at SPACEREX.COM featuring some of his own artwork. But Will thought that the film had never been finished -- because it hadn't. Not in Will's lifetime. This bizarre discovery led Will to the desert compound of Spatz Curtis, the president and founder of SPACEREX.COM. What they discovered was the last survivors of The Apocalypse, including the "Post-Apocalytes” Rex Flynder, and his clone, Spacerex Flynder and their Mother, who are (or will be) orbiting a dead earth on a piece of space wreckage. The film Dailyrest worked on and saw here, The Benefactor, was used as filler between the regular distress calls the Post-Apocalytes are (or will be) broadcasting and was (or will be) answered by Will and Spatz -- many years in the past. But shortly after Will connected with the Post-Apocalytes (who had broadcast the film Will had yet to finish, from the future), the FBI, working [in conjuction] with A Consortium Of Multinational Corporate Spooks, showed up looking for Spatz. Suddenly Spatz, the satellite dish and all but a few VHS tapes of the Spacerex.com transmissions vanished under suspicious circumstances. As if this wasn't enough, Will's long-time collaborator, Bryan Root, proposed that Will was a fictional character he invented back in art school. Will, outraged at the suppression of Spatz's compelling story, and struggling to avoid the fate of all of Bryan's other fictions (death by projection into infinite possibility), has gone rogue. He is leading a small cadre of hackers, musicians, scientists and truckers on a quest to spread the Spacerex Gospel through live musical performances and this website. Recent connections have uncovered a staggering truth: Rex is Will Dailyrest’s grandson! And so too, genetically speaking, is Spacerex, the brain-damaged clone. And M.O.H.M. is their mother—which means... M.O.H.M is Will’s Daughter! That’s right! His own child—grown to adulthood and then shrunken into a coconut-sized miniature human who has lived far beyond any contemporary human lifespan and become a proteus-like intellect. So Spacerex is a family affair for Will. With the help of Spatz Curtis and John Reed he created an instance of M.O.H.M.’s future personality right here in our timeline, sentient and living in the cloud. She is a guiding light in our quest for a better future. Now, using the data from her past/our future, fed through algorithms and beamed directly into Will’s cerebrum with spooky action at a distance, she has connected Rex (and occasionally Spacerex) to their grandfather and done much to offset Bryan's misguided efforts to convince us the whole thing is made up. Will is planning to make a movie and record an album while evading capture by mental health officials and the spiders and robots of The Future White-Collar Crime Syndicate, intent on writing him out of history through their own satellite feed. View all posts by will dailyrest

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