Prototype avatar skull cap-cleverly disguised as a motorcycle helmet

Spatz’s prototype avatar skullcap

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This motorcycle helmet, which belonged to Spatz Curtis (see photo), was retrofitted with electrodes to connect his brain directly to the satellite receiver/controller to beam the intentions of the post-apocalytes directly into Spatz’s mind! We’re selling it to raise money to save the World and find Spatz and free him. $1200.

just found!

only $1200 (comes with photo and stand)

Spatz on his motorcycle wearing the prototype avatar skullcap, black leather vest and chaps, fingerless mesh gloves, rainbow-tint wraparound mirror glasses and smoking a black and mild.

We have just uncovered a cache of original Spacerex tech and ephemera, that has lain, buried for decades, in the desert. Perhaps in anticipation of his imminent capture by agents of the Consortium of Multinational Corporate Spooks, Spatz had a contingency plan for Dawn, his then-girlfriend, to bury these precious items in the desert near his home in Utah.

This prototype cranial interface (avatar skull cap), buried in this shack with other items, indicates Spatz had help, as I have, from direct sensory incursions from the future. This is a revelation. The discovery of this device sheds new light on an old argument.

It could put to rest a debate that has been fermenting between our cadre and it’s detractors and skeptics: “He’s a trucker,” we have heard, “He clearly stole the technology from John Reed and, as the FBI asserts, killed him out in the desert.” (You will note they don’t deny he made contact with the future–only argue about provenance.)

Many have asked, and there is some doubt, about Spatz’s credibility as a designer of a quantum class Feynman radio/satellite, using what the great Stephen Baxter calls retarded waves. “How would a guy like Spatz know how to do that?”

Prototype avatar skull cap-cleverly disguised as a motorcycle helmet
Fig. 2: This was the likely reason Spatz was able to do what he did after John Reed disappeared.

To which we reply “Have you ever loaded and driven a truck? Do you know how to repair motorcycles? Could you have done it in the pre-YouTube-instructional-video era Spatz toiled under? He knows weapons, martial arts and bleeding edge web design too.

Spatz is a renaissance man. And it’s no wonder that John Reed, sensing Spatz’s power, passed the torch when he did. That Spatz was carted off as a suspect in Reed’s disappearance and never seen again is proof of the importance of what he started. And the importance of moving ahead.

A sweetly smiling brunette in white cowboy boots and cutoffs looking over her shoulder at the camera while she's squatting in front of Spatz's open refrigerator. The caption: "Dawn Caulkins--Spatz's then-girlfriend"

Dawn, pictured here in front of Spatz’s refrigerator before his capture, has recently resurfaced, bringing stuff she buried decades ago, after her bold smash and grab at the occupied Spatz compound. She says she was emboldened to act recently by Donald Trump.

A QR code with a Baby Face in the middle. Caption: "the word you are looking for is cyto"
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